The Holy Hand Grenade of Frankfort

And Saint Stagg raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:
"O Lord, bless this thy Horsey Top Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow the budget of taters to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the Wild Turkeys and Wee Beasties and Rare Eagles and Traced Buffaloes and the white-antlered Staggs and the Russell Father & Son and the A’bunadhs and the Foresters of Old.

And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Horsey Top.
Then, shalt thou pour to fingers of three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt pour, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not pour, nor either pour thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third finger poured, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Frankfort towards thy mouth, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Image courtesy of Jon who also writes on Low Class & High Proof.

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